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The D.Va

BOO!!!

We meet again my dear friends.

Sitting under the oak tree, we talked. Wearing that ever-melting smile, I looked at him move those thin lips. How I wish I could...

Then, came the question.

"Do you watch porn?"

What the hell?

I've never understood why people actually watch porn. Especially, GUYS. I've asked this question a gazillion times. And all they gave was, "Porn is something that we, guys need. We NEED it." Gawd. I understand the fact that you guys need to masturbate and whatnot. But, you guys get it from porn? Like the pleasure of it? What is so 'pleasurising'(is there even such a word?) about porn, anyways? It is so fake. You don't get the passion of making love in porn. It's meant for the camera, and to "entertain". Fake, all plastic. Don't you guys see through all their acts? Utter stupidity. Porn shall be banished from the face of Earth.

I hate porn. Yes. I REALLY DO. Full stop.

"Ouh, come on. We know of girls your age who loves 'em. In fact, most of them do."

Then, fruck it. That's them. This is me. Get it?

Guys will always be guys.

You know? I think I have a weight obsession problem. No. Wait. I don't think so. I know so. I have a weight obsession problem. Gawd. It's very tiring, I must admit. VERY TIRING. I don't know why I can't stop obsessing about my weight. I feel like I have gained weight. Like A LOT. But, when I met up with my friends, whom I haven't seen for long, they said that I have lost A LOT of weight. GAWD! HELP ME! What is happening to me? I feel like I'm going crazy over my weight. I don't know how to stop it. I need help. Like, SERIOUS HELP.

I feel fat. YUCK!

Ouh yarr. I got more dates coming up. And I feel fat. YUCK. How worse could it get?

And I had a lot of weird dreams lately. And I mean WEIRD.

Lotza Lurrrve,
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