Take off your shoes, please.

The D.Va

So, I was chatting with Mr Fashiontard in the afternoon. And, I told him of the message I got on Myspace. It's this guy called Shawn. Apparently, he's from Shawn & Nat Modelling agency, which doesn't even exist I reckon. Nothing appeared when I googled that name. So, the conversation goes like this...

Ain
Hunny, there's this guy on Myspace who just left his name and contact so that I can contact him, lest I be interested to be his model for some photoshoot.

Mr Fashontard
Ouh? Great. go for it. That's if your interested.

(pause)

Mr Fashiontard
Wait, google his company name girl.

Ain
Already. And it turned out ZERO results.

Mr Fashiontard
It's not legit then.

Ain
I knew that before you said that.

(pause)

Mr Fashiontard
Give me his number baby girl.

Ain
No. No. No. You're so gonna give him a prank call. I so know you will.

Mr Fashiontard
Naww. Prank calls are childish. It's one level above prank calls. I don't know what you will call it.

Ain
Ok. Whatever. Not as if I care. (number) Do whatever you wanna do with it.

Mr Fashiontard
I'm gonna call him and say... "Hi, this is Ain's parent. And I heard you're interested in getting her as your model? Maybe we can meet up some where to discuss the details..."

Ain
...

Mr Fashiontard
"Say we meet at Newton MRT. At 2pm? Yeah. Sure. That'd be great. See you."

Ain
Why Newton?

Mr Fashiontard
I don't know. Random.

Ain
Well, hunny. U do know that he's gonna know ur number thru dat phone call rght?

Mr Fashiontard
Yeah. The fact that I'm calling him from America makes it more fun. And after that, I'm gonna pass his number to all my friends, and they're gonna do the same thing to him.

Ain
Hmm.. ok hunny. Do whatever you deem is right. I'm sure it's hell lotta fun for you.. and your friends.

Mr Fashiontard
Sure it will, girl.

Ok, he really is a retard. No kidding. I guess he's really bored of life in cold LA right now. At least he has something healthy to do.

ahah...

So retarded, my Fashiontard.

Tomorrow's Hari Raya Haji. I can't wait to go to Nenek's house. MAKAN TIME!! Nasi Tomato! Ayam Masak Merah! Ok, the thought of food makes me drool, and its driving me crazy.

I shall tone down now. And be patient.


20th of December.

Lotza Lurrrve,
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