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The D.Va

MSN's such a beeech today.

So, was talking to my FASHIONtard on msn, and he was talking to me about some Marine Corps MCMAP. Not coming from military background, I actually googled it, and got hooked to it. Well, I'm into physical, martial arts stuffs, thus the interest. MCMAP includes ground fighting!

G.A.W.D.

I'm into ground fighting! SERIOUSLY.

And then he called. And I was telling him how interested I am in this MCMAP thing cuz it has ground fighting.

Aingel: We shall get into ground fighting when you're back.

FASHIONtard: (silence)

Aingel: I'm gonna bring you down. Like bring you down, hard. Trust me on that.

FASHIONtard: (chuckles)

Aingel: I know you're gonna go.. 'whatever you say girl.. whatever makes you happy..' but I'm serious. I'll pin you down.

FASHIONtard: Ok girl. Whatever you say. Whatever makes you happy. (laughs)

Aingel: Hello? Hunny? I'm serious?

FASHIONtard: (chuckles) Ok girl. Just don't make me switch to the killer mode.

Aingel: C'mon. You're not gonna kill me. You lurve me too much to kill me.

FASHIONtard: You never know, girl. I might just very well be like that cannibal.

Then I went silent. Cuz I don't remember which cannibal he was talking about.

Aingel: No! No! Oh gawd. You didn't just remind me of that cannibal. Tell me you didn't.

FASHIONtard: (evil laugh)

Aingel: Eww. Yucks. Why do you even remind me of that guy? Ewwwwww. Gawdddddd.

FASHIONtard: (evil laugh) Ok girl. Enjoy the rest of the day filling yourself with cannibalizing thoughts, while I'll go to sleep. (evil laugh)

That was pure evil. Fill the rest of my day with cannibalizing thoughts. While he sleeps.

Fill the rest of my day with cannibalizing thoughts.

Evil, evil FASHIONtard of mine.


Cannibalizing thoughts.

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