Take off your shoes, please.

The D.Va

Was in da cab, on our way home.

Lurver had to sneeze. A very loud and strong sneeze.

And as he sneezes, da uncle rolled down da window, and tried to keep calm, tryng not to show dat he's paranoid.

He sneezed another time. This time, he rolled da window lower, and longer.

I couldn't stop laughing. Really.

People of da world, go watch I Love You, Man.


I Love You, Man is awesome.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Talked to Mum regarding some relationship issues.

"It's so easy. Both of you are so egoistic. Put your egos aside. Both of you are so stubborn. Especially you. Give in sometimes. Don't expect him to give in all da time. And talk. Constantly."

Thanks Mum.


Ego-centric.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I'd rather watch three hours of Harper's Island than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.


Plan you holiday at Harper's Island.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I <3 you, Michael Jackson.

I still can't believe dat you're gone.


I <3 MJ.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

We have a movie date tomorrow.

I shall speak my mind. Whatever dat has been bothering me about you, me, US.

I shall do it after our movie date.

And please answer with utmost honesty. Da truth might hurt. At least, it'd spare me of da agony dat I'm facing every night, giving me endless sleepless nights.

And baby, I'm not looking for perfection. You don't have to be perfect. I don't want you to be perfect. I lurve you for who you are, every single flaw dat makes you perfect in my eyes.

You don't have to promise me anything. I don't want you to promise me anything. Cuz I know I can't promise you anything either.


I know sometimes it's gonna rain. But baby, can we make up now cuz I can't sleep through the pain.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

There must be a reason why you're acting like an ass.


Spare me the agony please.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Yesterday was a rough, and tough day.

I hated it. Really.


Sunday Sadness.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Maybe I'm just paranoid.

=.=


Paranoia kills.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

It's like you're treating us as slaves.

Waddahell?


I should quit?

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

2nd day of period is da suckiest.

REALLY.


Mehhhh.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Hi. I'm dead beat.

...and annoyed.

It's something called PMS.


Hush, hush.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

It was a day well spent with lurver. Really.

He gave me two pieces of artwork, portraits of me, in charcoal, which was done by him. Entirely. And, I was so speechless, because it really is so similar to the pictures. My eyes nearly bulged.

He gave me a new set of bikini! From Hollister. It's pretty nautical. Something dat I was looking for. He has good taste. I have great taste, though. And there was also a pair of green shorts, also from Hollister.

The best part - Ghirardelli Chocolate! Bought specially for me from San Francisco. You can imagine how delighted I was at da sight of those chocolate.

ahah...

I'm gonna sleep now, with a smile on my face.


Smiling in my sleep.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Is da appointment at 1300, or 1330?

Now I have to call em up to ask.

Tsk.


Brazilian yourself.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Hear The Journalists Scream.

The Scandal Hunters.

The Past Which Moulds The Present.

I Am The Only D.va Around.