Take off your shoes, please.

The D.Va

All I'm asking from you, is just to treat me right.

Just treat me right.

Is that too much to ask from you?

Oh yes. I totally forgot.

YOU DON'T CARE.

Yes. You totally don't care.

Wadeva you said in da past, dat was just sweet nothings.

Yup, I get it.


You're such a fool, Ain.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Baby, maybe you don't realise.

You've been taking me for granted these days.

And have I ever complained? Ever?

I'm trying to be patient. Really.

But my patience is wearing thin.

I'm feeling really underappreciated.

Why do you take me for granted?


I need Johnny Depp's lurving.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

And so it's our eleventh month anniversary today.

And he really don't remember.

And he's brewing beer on our eleventh anniversary.

How nice.


Guys & Dates.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Time well spent with Carms & Wes.

And lurver, you're schweet when you're in a great mood.

Can you be in a great mood everyday?


GoblinNeedsSleep.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Today is a much, much better day.

Dinner with lurver & his family later. And I'm nervous. Cuz his dad will be there. I'm always nervous when his dad's there. Can I don't?

Gawd.


Nervous wreck.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Ohh Emm Geeeeee.

I cannot stop eating.

Dat's BADDDDDDDDDDDDD.


STOP EATINGGGGGGGG.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I had an awesome time making lurver watch WWE RAW with me.

I know he lurves it.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Steroid Clowns.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I mean it whenever I say those three words.

And, lurver, yes, I lurve you.


DaCabRide.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

He lurves checking my phone. Especially my inbox. I don't know if I'm complaining.


=.=

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I dislike J.

Carmen, we should stop stalking. Really.

Bottomline: I dislike J.

I shall not use da H word.


I dislike J.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Hear The Journalists Scream.

The Scandal Hunters.

The Past Which Moulds The Present.

I Am The Only D.va Around.