Take off your shoes, please.

The D.Va

Still as cute.

Still as cute.


Still as cute.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I burnt myself with da curling tong.

And da skin came off.


OUCH.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

A few days ago, I saw this cute guy.

A skater guy.

He's got sleeves, and more tattoos over da legs.

We exchanged smiles, and glances.


Yes, I haven't been dating.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

This is still vivid in this brain of mine.

I was going to da bathroom to answer the call of nature. And so, my left hand was on da toilet door, and I felt something slimy. I looked at it, and my mind didn't respond till like five seconds later.

I ran out of da toilet, screaming, and shouting like I've just lost my mind. I came into my mum's room, greeted by faces of shock. I was still screaming then. Screaming at da top of my lungs. And my eyes got teary. Eventually, tears streamed upon my face.

FUCKING LIZARD.

I'LL SEE DAT YOUR FUCKING SPECIES IS BANISHED FROM DA FACE OF EARTH.

PERISH. POOF!

FUCK YOU LIZARD.

I HATE YOU. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.


I FUCKING HATE LIZARDS.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

If I fell in love with you
Would you promise to be true
And help me understand
'cause I've been in love before
And I found that love was more
Than just holding hands

If I give my heart to you
I must be sure
From the very start
That you would love me more than her

If I trust in you, oh please
Don't run and hide
If I love you too, oh please
Don't hurt my pride like her
'cause I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad if our new love was in vain

So I hope you see that I
Would love to love you
And that she will cry
When she learns we are two
cause I couldn't stand the pain
and I would be sad if our new love was in vain

so I hope you see that I
would love to love you
and that she will cry when she learns we are two.

If I fell in love with you.

- If I Fell, The Beatles


If.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Happy couples.

Bleargh~ (cue to puke).


Puke it all out.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I gave in.

I succumb to it.

I vowed to never do it again. But I did.

I'm so disappointed. In myself.


Red knuckles. Throat hurts.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Hear The Journalists Scream.

The Scandal Hunters.

The Past Which Moulds The Present.

I Am The Only D.va Around.