Take off your shoes, please.

The D.Va

"Beautiful girls all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
'Cause they got nothing on you, baby"

All I want is a serious, stable relationship.

A monogamous one. Because I really do believe in monogamy.


I sound funny when I'm serious.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I wouldn't say Shutter Island is a bad movie.

It is Scorsese's least brilliant, yet.

The twists were well thought of, I'd say. It got me thinking. A lot.

But dat could also be due to me watching it with a sleepy state of mind, and I couldn't digest everything there, and then.

Well, all in all, don't watch Shutter Island when you're sleepy.


Leonardo DiCaprio lost his mojo.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

21st was pretty awesome.

Cuz there was a mystery about da blood stains on my white top at da end of da day, with us not knowing where it came from, nor how it got there.

And it stays a mystery.


Bloody stains.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Turning TWENTY-ONE, I get a lot of questions, like, for example,

"Why are you still single?"

or

"Are you still interested in boys? Or..."

or

"Do you need help in finding a partner? Cuz if you do..."

... and da list goes on.

So how do u tackle these very, VERY AWKWARD questions?

LAUGH IT OFF, AND THEN COMPLIMENT DA PERSON ASKING DA QUESTION, AND ASK EM ANOTHER QUESTION.

For example, "(laughs), you know you've got really good skin. I've been wanting to ask you, wads ur beauty regime like?" or "(laughs) you know you've got a really, really (emphasis) good figure. How do u keep this killer body amidst dat hectic schedule of yours?"

It'd totally distract em from da initial question they asked.

Seriously.

Try it.

No kidding.


I'm turning 21 tomorrow.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.




Birthday Sex.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

WARNING: THIS IS A SELF-INDULGENT POST. IF YOU HAVE AN ALLERGY TO EXCESS NARCISSISM PLEASE STAY AWAY.

Your beautiful eyes seems to entice me in every way. It haunts me in my sleep, in my wake. I yearn for those eyes to look at me in this demeanor that I've never ever thought existed. It speaks to me. In unspoken words.

The scent of you drives me insane, as it lingers, even long after your disappearance.

These fingers, they drive along the contours of that magnificent body. It leaves me breathless. It leaves me wanting more. Just a touch is not enough. Never enough.


Note: I think if a guy ever tells me this, I'd freak out. Sounds like a psycho to me. However, if someone like Johnny says this, I'll totally marry him in a beat. LOL.


I write nonsense when I'm sleep deprived.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I want my short hair back.

And then, when I have short hair, I'll go, I want my long hair back.

Short hair. Long hair. Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.Short hair. Long hair.

I shall decide in my sleep.


Hairy dilemma.

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

I have every right to ignore you, and choose never to talk to you again.

After wad you've put me through, and da way you treated me, as though I'm some worthless trash.

So now move on with dat new girl of yours, and get a life.

And, GROW SOME BALLS.

LITERALLY.


You just have to piss me in every single way, don't you?

Lotza Lurrrve,
.AinZulkifni.

Hear The Journalists Scream.

The Scandal Hunters.

The Past Which Moulds The Present.

I Am The Only D.va Around.